I hang my head in shame. But again, obviously, the blame lies with you lot - childeric especially, I can't help but feel - for not saying "You do know about Sebastian Bach, right?"
And, y'know. You could have mentioned Nikki Sixx, as well, though I'll let you off for Bret Michaels as I knew about him already and had decided I didn't want to look him up because having been involved in making 'Every Rose Has Its Thorn' had already damned him in my eyes.
But anyway. Yes. I shall now sulk until someone produces videos, damn it.