Jailbait or not, she was right - he's gorgeous, he'd make the perfect Peter Pan (too perfect - I suspect he'd have made me cry a lot if they'd used him, so I'm glad they didn't), he's got a beautiful voice, he's not too bad at acting...(apparently he was in Girl With A Pearl Earring, as well, though I've not seen it, so I wouldn't know.)
So I looked at the box to see who he was.
Rollo bloody Weeks.
You've no idea who he is, have you? Of course you haven't. Unless, perhaps, you're asrana or thekumquat and you happen to remember his older sister, Honeysuckle.
I, of course, was too young to have been around for her - I was at school at the same time as the younger one, Perdita.
It's hard to put my finger on just why this is so infuriating, but it's had me muttering swear words all afternoon.