This has resulted in an interesting conversation with two of my coursemates, in which I ended up coming out as SM because there was really no graceful way out of it. ~s~ The ensuing discussion was hilarious, my favourite moments being :
Hannah : My friend invited me to a swingers' club once. Do you go to those?
Me : Not really. [pause for thought] I mean, it's not like I *don't* sleep with other women's husbands, of course...
[pause while Graham has fit of hysterics]
Hannah : Well, what is it about being scared?
Me : I don't know. Just an adrenaline rush, I guess.
Graham : [after much thought] Couldn't you just...go to a theme park?
Hannah : Yeah, but it would be terribly embarrassing if you came in the middle of a roller coaster ride...
Oh, dear. Tomorrow night's going to be fun. ~sigh~