1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
"With hindsight it's plain that Bowie...[had already passed his creative peak]" -The Look by Dave Rimmer
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?:
The flex from my purple glass light.
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?:
Repeated Morse. (ReMorse, perhaps.) "You sold yourself to me like a common whore..." Good old Morse.
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
10:40 pm.
5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?:
10:36 pm. ~shrug~
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?:
Absolute silence apart from 'Slow Motion' by Ultravox playing in my head.
7: When did you last step outside? what were you doing?:
Um, Wednesday. I'm not proud of that. ~s~ I last stepped outside to come out of the tube after seeing
8: before you came to this website, what did you look at?:
Before this particular page I was despairing at an idiot pointed out on

9: what are you wearing?:
Black skirt, red velvet shirt, and yes, that is all.
10: Did you dream last night?
Yes, but I lost track of what. It wasn't as interesting as the night before last's.
11: When did you last laugh?
Sponsoring Morse was a Swiss cheese with appallingly tacky taglines like "Surely you don't expect me to believe that - it's full of holes" and "Now then son, you must have got a nice wedge out of that." There was much laughter.
12: what is on the walls of the room you are in?:
Oh, goodness, heaps of things. In front of me are several of my sparkliest cards, above my head some excellent club flyers, to my left a sticker saying "Geek Magnet" given to me at school by my friend Sara, across to my front-right are postcards, and on the wall on my right are all sorts of things - among them fetish flyers, a drawing
13: Seen anything weird lately?:
Cheese adverts! They were deeply silly, but not weird, I suppose. There's always the usual weird things, but they seem sort of normal these days. Oh, and one of my characters got back together with another one last night - that was weird - but I doubt it will last. No, nothing particularly weird, although Wednesday night qualifies as bizarre.
14: What do you think of this quiz?:
I like it. Survey addiction, though, naturally.
15: What is the last film you saw?:
~thinks~ Have I seen anything since The Princess Bride over at
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?:
Saturday tomorrow, so, the picture disc of 'Pretty Hate Machine' from the guy at the Ballroom market. Wantwantwant.
17: Tell me something about you that I don't know:
...I don't think there's anything everyone doesn't know. Um, ok. My first imaginary friend was a horse called Feste. But I'm sure you knew that.
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?:
Teleporter. Time machine. Teleporter. Time machine. Hmm.
19: Do you like to dance?:
More than an awful lot of things. Yes.
20: George Bush: is he a power-crazy nutcase or some one who is finally doing something that has needed to be done for years?:
I think he's a bumbling idiot - I don't think anyone that clearly incompetent can possibly be power-crazy. However, I know so little about politics of any kind that I'm not going to venture more of an opinion than that.
21: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?:
Rhiannon, probably.
22: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?:
Well...Sebastian. Toby. Um, Sebastian Toby. Which is a lot better than the list used to be, I can tell you.
23: Would you ever consider living abroad?:
Never. I love this country.
24: Will you pass on this survey?
Baaaaa.
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