It doesn't matter that the colours are all weird. It's the eyes.
Sorry, what? Something distracted me.
Yes, it is Jesus, but...how could Jesus have had such sinful eyes?
Jesus? Jesus! Jesus, Jesus! I could see those freakin' eyes from five miles away! Would you check this out? *How* does he do that?
Need a cure for coherence? Works every time.
Why am I doing this, you ask. Oh, god on, PLEASE ask. ~ggls lots~ We-ell...
Someone told me last night (and whoever could that have been, hmm?) that they found ^this guy attractive.
Having hung around for about half an hour while I went "Oh. *Oh*. My god. Oh. *Oh*. Oh, dear." they then humoured me further by telling me that it's the eyes.
asrana? You and I have a job to do. ~gets out notebook and pen~ Call me.