If you call me...
DurAnorak then you first encountered me on LJ, or indeed only know me here.
Emily then you are most people, including my parents, but I wish you wouldn't.
Em then you knew me at school, and you may also be asrana. Or my mum trying to bond with me.
E then you're probably asrana.
Kitten then you're a close friend and possibly also someone who tops me.
Princess then you're dennyd or valkyriekaren.
Kheldara then you knew me online between the ages of 14 and 17, and I feel your pain.
Khel then you not only knew me but read your way through some of my fanfic as well. I feel your pain, too, having reread them.
Nickita then you knew me on Duran Duran messageboards when I was 14 and didn't know any better. I'm sorry about what I said about Warren. And Andy. And Roger.
Sylvan or Nicolas then you knew me when I thought I was some kind of elf-vampire hybrid Thing on LiveUniverse chat.
Woolf then you were at prep school with me and I would like you to know that I'm still just as skilled with impromptu offensive weapons.
Miss Woolf then you're trying to get me to buy something from you, or possibly to vote; I'm unlikely to do either.
Jenny then you knew me in first form at prep school.
Dove then you knew me in second form at prep school and paid really close attention to me.
Troy then you knew me in second form at prep school and may have had the memory of me standing on a table attempting to do magic burned into your consciousness. Sorry about that.