Chris, on the phone last night. Among the more bizarre comments :
"See, now I've just got this image of you as a vibrating courgette-coloured gerbil."
"Transparent dangling squirrels in pinstripe weasel suits, and they've got chopsticks through their heads, and they're complaining about it."
"Well, would *you* care about a robber with dermatitis?"
"Good Lecturers Who Eat Brie."
My mum and me, on the phone yesterday :
Me : Dad's been being a complete bastard all day.
Mum : At least you don't have to sleep with him.
Me : ~hysterics~
Mum : You are going to forget I said that, aren't you?
An internet personage :
FAQ
1.1: Who is Krycheck?
A: I don't know.
1.2: Who is Krycek?
A: Alex Krycek is a recurring character on the Fox television series "The X-Files."...
The same net person :
When someone writes... They actually mean...
Krychek - I enjoy various types of cheese.
Krycheck - Vacation in Mongolia?
Krichek - We find you small.
Kricheck - I fear the moles in the ground.
Crycheck - Have you any furry carrots?
Crycek - Bite the left tongue!
Crychek - Every rug hits the wall.
Crichique - J'ai moi.
Kryek - I borrowed your lawn mower.
Kriechek - Could you bury my clam?
Kryacheck - June brings ape-like postcards.
Kriecheek - Dusty bugs under glass?
Kreechick - Watching the roll, I bought.
Crycheek - Find me that earring man! (Possibly true, atch -Ed.)
Kyk - Did the Peeps buy bulk?
That Rat Bastard - I understand little English, parakeet!
Mulder - I like new brains.
~ggls~
Oh, and I found another lyric that describes me (no, really) - "She wants to be a photograph." -from She's So Modern by the Boomtown Rats. Whodathought? They were punk! Well, well.
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