Write a comment anonymously, so that I can tell who it is, but nobody else on my friends page will.
If any of my friends guess who you are, you lose; if not, but I know, you win! No actual prizes though, sorry.
And, yes, I kind of screwed this up. But it entertained me for a while, so, erm, nyah. I think.
Oh, I blame corpsie. There's no way it can possibly be his fault, but I'm blaming him anyway.