If you're wondering why I wish it were a joke, blame it on the Beanie Jesus, the 'Smile, Jesus Loves You' gel pens, or the Happy Birthday Jesus Tree Topper ("nail prints in hands...lights up when plugged in.")
"Hello, we hope you enjoy shopping with us. We are a family business. We believe in and love the Lord Jesus Christ and want to glorify him in all we do. At least 10% of profits go toward furthering the Kingdom Of God. So feel free to browse our many items from the categories. There are 3 ways to place your order, mail in order form, call toll free 1-800-876-6747, or online with Visa or Mastercard. GOD BLESS YOU"
Sigh. And I thought I'd seen the worst with Baby Jesus Noodle Haystacks and He's Alive Buns. No, I can't leave this alone. There's too much that fills me with a dizzying mix of hysteria, bafflement and fury.
"GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS!" Argh.
What the...
Like they always say, the board game isn't as good as the book.
I don't need to say it, really, do I? That goes for this, too.
Bibleman. Really.
Please, please kill me.
Who thinks this stuff up?
I want to go home.
...suck for Jesus!
"Five pieces per set. Used to combat the devil."
And from a different site, this made me laugh a great deal.
I found both links from The Twelve Days Of Kitschmas at Ship Of Fools.
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