DurAnorak (duranorak) wrote,

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Apparently :

"Shhhhh.... hush! Listen to the sound of your palpating heart... your *NSYNC love match is "The Quiet One," blond-haired, green-eyed, Wayne Gretzky-lookalike Lance Bass!

The Southern Gentleman, Lance claims to have never been in a serious relationship. That's right, not only did you rate highly with Lance, but you could realistically get first crack at 'im. You'd have to squeeze into his very hectic work schedule (the reason he gives for his abstinence, so to speak), but once you do, Lance expects the love of his life to last forever. So don't tell him the truth. Ha ha, just kidding.

Lance's ideal mate possesses more spiritual qualities than simply nice looks, shapely legs, and a nice set of ... er, shoes. He's looking for a person with trustworthiness, sincerity, integrity, fun and good morals. (Hey, wait... where's everybody going??) A devout Baptist, Lance would surely love to hang with an innocent girl who shares or respects his beliefs.

He enjoys a wide range of music that unfortunately also includes Celine Dion. You might wanna take him to a decent movie, too, since his favorites are Armageddon and Clue. But rest easily, because Lance is one man who's gonna give it to you straight. This unbendable Taurus boy will be faithful, upright and committed. In other words, he won't be prowling around Hollywood at 2 a.m. scouting out transvestites... he'll be safe at home, sound asleep, hopefully next to you. Congrats!"

Everyone's so mean to my little sugar bunny.




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