It's not quite accurate, but then, it was fun to do...
Ethnic sculptures and jewellery for sale anywhere outside the country in which they were made, Classic FM
Circle I Limbo
Bad fanfic writers, mary-sues, everyone involved in or responsible for the Celebrity archive
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind
Smug fat pre-teen girls wearing shirts with "Princess" or "#1" or "Star" on them
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow
Tim Westwood and others who are guilty of the kind of things he's guilty of
Circle IV Rolling Weights
People who say things like "Those who can't, teach" and "critics only criticise because they can't do better themselves"
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled
Small screaming children and those unable to control them
Circle VI Buried for Eternity
Bens and Toms
Circle VII Burning Sands
Practicioners of reggae
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement
People who will not believe what you say no matter how you say it, or who misinterpret everything you say
Circle IX Frozen in Ice
Courtesy of kaet.