I don't know, having written this, how serious I am this time. Fairly, I suspect. In any case, I remember wildeabandon saying to me recently that once you start actually planning how to get it done, which I suppose this is, really, it's generally considered a bad thing. But I won't be surprised if I'm here in six months writing the same sort of thing, either. ~shrug~
A little later, I just feel silly for posting this, but mainly, I think, because most of the problems sound so petty when they're written down that frankly I expect anyone who reads this to just laugh at me. Oh well, whatever, won't be the first time.