And last night...
...last night is going to be written into The Big DurAnorak Book Of Reasons Not To Get Into Conversation With People Called Ben Or Tom.
The words I don't have right now are likely to turn up during the week in a flood of impassioned italics. YHBW.
Everything else is kind of good though. And, yay, MatrixTwinslatershinyshinybouncebouncebo