Two women, both elderly and incredibly expensively dressed, standing in the aisle in the interval, blocking everyone's way.
One : They must work them hard in India, or wherever it is this girl's from.
Two : Actually I think it's China.
One : Well, it's all the same once you get past Turkey, isn't it?
Two : You're right, you know, I never could tell the difference between them - they're all yellow and they've all got dark hair, how is one supposed to know which is which?
~sigh~ I wish we got paid to quietly terminate people like that, rather than politely show them back to their seats.
Later : Oh, but ~many kittenhugs and kisses~ to azekeil and kissycat1000 for being...well, just for being. They've both inadvertantly made me smile this evening.