DurAnorak (duranorak) wrote,
DurAnorak
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  • Mood: shattered
I knew it couldn't be long before one or other of my parents pulled me to shreds. I didn't think it would be quite this bad.

Incidentally, I don't suppose anyone would like to give me 205 quid for a pair of boots? They're gorgeous boots. And they fit. Thigh-high. Black PVC. Lace-up.

No, I thought not. My mum would, if they weren't boots that would show the whole world what a sick, perverted, revolting, disgusting, shameful, horrific person I was.
I've missed a few of her words out, but you get the idea.

I'm hurting so much.

Oh, I forgot. She went off on this tirade in the shop, in front of everyone.
Yay. Public humiliation, as well as everything else. Yay.

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