Or maybe one in which my mother asks me to drive a car full of bits of cardboard box home for her (I can't drive) and when I get home, I'm so shocked by the sight of an extremely dead pig being dug up from the ground outside my house that I leave the keys in the car and some bloke steals one piece of cardboard box and an earring, but gives them back when I ask him politely?
Or one in which I find a song about cats taking over the world, written from the point of view of a cat-lover who starts out enthusiastic and becomes frightened - it was like something out of Sandman - and then give it to childeric to sing in a competition?
I am so kicking Morpheus to kingdom come when I next see him. ~sigh~
E-mail's down again, by the way, so please call me if you need anything, or indeed post to LJ - but calling me's safer.
Everything crossed for deliberateblank this morning. ~worried~