Till one day I woke up and found myself a walking chainstore ad
When I bleed, I bleed in logos spread across my arms and legs
Don't think me fraudulent, I found a kitemark on my neck
Christ, it's fucking painful, but at least it saves some cash
And it's worth it - all this torment - for a fashionable rash..."
I know it's not genius, but I still like it. Especially the last two lines. From 'Fashion Stigmata' by Spray.