The thing is...I was in Marks & Spencer's earlier looking at jewellery, and I noticed that alongside all the earrings and cheap tacky pseudo-goth tat, they've actually got a section of pet jewellery.
Now, obviously the actual collars and that are too small, but here's the thing : they have black leather leashes with sparkles on.
I really want one. You know you want to get me one. You do. Really. Please? (Actually if you honestly *are* sweet enough to want to get me one, check with me first, but y'know. Want.)
And kitty_goth has just called me with some really good news that made me laugh really actually quite a lot. Bless.
It's just a question of time...