Feelings of being ugliest human being on planet...check!
~laughs~ On the other hand, it's been the Week of Bizarre Spam this week, and I think this even beats the one that thought I was called Tim ("There are those who call me..."), knew someone called Billy, and was interested in small mammals.
This one said :
my ass is up waiting for you...
One bottle of champagne is not enough, but a start for the party!
I'm still not sure whether to wince in pain at the thought or imagine a drunken donkey full of the joys of spring, but it's early in the morning and I'm sorry, but it amused the heck out of me.
~smile~ Oh yes, and apparently, I have e-mail. ~strokes computer~