"Any so-called "haiku" written in English is probably the product of some lame-brained nitwit who thinks it's really really funny to rewrite perfectly normal sentences so as to create the proper arrangement of syllables for a "haiku" and then say "Ha ha ha, IT'S A HAIKU, look, I made a haiku, ha ha ha ha ha!!" "
I wish I could remember where I found this, I've had it saved for three years.
PS - Oh, and indeed bounce, there are a couple of new sets of Whitby photos around.
With, y'know, stalkage.