I have just spent an hour doing Johnny X's French prep.
I have come away with Johnny X's e-mail address and mobile number.
Johnny X started introducing me as "Emily my best friend in the whole world".
Johnny X called me *thin*. (Johnny X wears glasses, but wasn't at the time.)
I...um. Um? Eh? What? HUH?
HOW the HECK did that all happen????
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