"Two men walked into a bar. You'd think the second one would have seen it."
And I have before me a packet of Walker's crisps, on the front of which is a picture of one crisp which is pretty much the size of the packet. In small capital letters at the bottom of the packet, the legend reads "NOT ACTUAL SIZE".
~shakes head~ Humanity, eh?
If anyone ever feels like lending me any Sandman books, I'll love you forever.
Also. Oh. Oh. ~jumps up and down looking frustrated~ You know how I always want to fix things, and never can?
Well, now's a good time for one or two of you to do it for me.