One, that Shakira, the Latino pop singer with the memorable lyrics "Lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse them with mountains" lists her influences as Nirvana and Radiohead.
If you've ever heard any of her music, you'll understand why this amused me so much.
And two, that Sophie Ellis-Bextor's new single is called 'Ghetto Of The Year'.
It's not, of course.
It's called 'Get Over You'. But that's a brilliant mishearing.