I'm going to lose it completely in a minute, I swear I am. We're not singing until half-nine. That's absurd and I hope they know it.
I'm not going to do anything nasty to the next person who says anything. I'm just going to burst into unexpected (for them) tears and surprise them lots.
~curls up~ I want a hug...
Yeah, I know. I agreed to do this, it's my own stupid fault. I know.