I feel like such a sleaze!
But anyway :
[1.] What's one thing you wish you could do but can't? Draw.
[2.] What time of the day do you like to take a shit? I don't schedule my day around bathroom breaks. Batman does, though. Those lycra suits...~shakes head~ Bad choice.
[3.] What is your ideal marriage location? Nowhere, thanks.
[4.] Which musical instrument do you wish you could play? Guitar - then I wouldn't need anyone else to form a band with.
[5.] What's your favorite sexual position? Honestly? At opposite ends of the earth. ~g~ No sex please, we're British.
[6.] Favorite fabric? Satin.
[7.] Something you love and hate? As in something I both love and hate, or one of each? Oh well, if it's a), Jewel, and if it's b) then Synthpop and Garage. ~g~
[8.] What kind of bedding do you use? Fuck knows, it's a duvet. ~g~ I do, however, own some black satin sheets.
[9.]What kind of soap do you use? Camay Classic, because the adverts are one of my happiest childhood memories. And no, I'm not kidding, and yes, I am weird.
[10.] Do you tell your friends about your sex life? What sex life? I just invent sex lives for my friends' favourite rock stars and tell them and scare them. Hehehe.
[11.] What's the one language you want to learn? Italian.
[12.] How do you eat an apple? Only very occasionally, and only if it's green, and then warily.
[13.] What do you order at a bar? Coke with no ice and NO LEMON, dammit. Who the heck wants *lemon* in Coke?
[14.] Have you ever pierced your body parts? Not me personally, no. ~g~ Someone else pierced my ears for me.
[15.] Do you have tattoos? Not yet.
[16.] Would you ever admit to having done plastic surgery of any kind if confronted? If I'd had it done, sure. I don't have secrets, remember?
[17.] What's one of the "funnest" things you've ever done? Funnest? Been to a Duran Duran concert and got grinned at by The Rhodes. ~faints~ (SO still not over that.) Last night was pretty fun, too. ~s~
[18.] Do you drive stick? Is this another American reference I'd only get if I were over 20 anyway?
[19.] What's one trait you hate in a person? Sloaneship.
[21.] What kind of watch(es) do you wear? It's gold-plated and it was my mum's.
[22.] Most frivolous purchase? New one every week. ~g~ They usually turn out to have some use or other.
[23.] Do you consider yourself materialistic? Extremely.
[24.] What do you cook the best? Whatever I turn my hand to, but since that has been very little, that's not saying much. (Yes, asrana, I *can* cook, I just don't like to.) I'm glad I'm not Nick, whose answer to this question would presumably be "furniture".
[25.] Favorite writing instrument? Sheaffer calligraphy fountain pen.
[26.] Do you prefer to stand out or blend in? Eh...um...depends.
[27.] Do you have anything monogrammed? Yes, but it was my grandmother's.
[28.] Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex? HELL yeah, if I thought it'd suit me nearly as well as it does her.
[29.] What`s one car you will never buy? A Skoda. Even if it looked good, I couldn't bear the humiliation associated with the name. (Darling.)
[30.] Have you ever done drugs? I had paracetamol earlier today.
[31.] What kind of books do you like to read? Fantasy. And music books.
[32.] If you won the lottery, what would you do first? Go round every record shop in the *world*, man.
[33.] Burial or cremation? I can't bear the thought of cremation. I never could, but once I'd seen someone go to be cremated...I mean...like...it was a fucking conveyor belt. It was like a sketch from Monty Python. It was horrible. I don't think anything's ever upset me so much. ~cries~ So - burial. Definitely.
[34.] How many online journals do you read regularly? My friends list, which changes. And occasionally I go and read some of their friends'.
[35.] What's one thing you're a sore loser at? *Everything*.
[36.] If you don`t like a person, how do you show it? By what she calls my "pathetic put-downs". ~g~
[37.] How many drinks before you're tipsy? I don't drink.
[38.] Favorite kind of porn? It's all just *so* hysterically funny.
[39.] Do you have problems changing clothes in front of friends? Yes. I wish I had a lock on my door here. ~sigh~
[40.] Do you cry in front of friends? More in front of enemies, but yes, all the time.
[41.] What kind of first impression do you think you give to people? Big, generally. ~s~
[42.] What's one thing you like to do alone? RP.
[43.] What's the worst thing you ever said to someone? I haven't said it yet. But until I do, it's "If your family weren't so fucking horrible, I wouldn't say nasty things about them."
[44.] Are you a giver or a taker? Mainly a taker, I think.
[45.] What have you stolen before? Many, many things. Never from a shop though - except a record and a record cover.
[46.] When's the right time to go to the bathroom in front of your significant other? ....like, never? What a bizarre question. (Strange, strange, *strange* people excepted of course.)
47.] Favorite communication method? Hugs are good, but I rarely get to give them. Oh, I know! Notes. I love writing notes. Notes are wonderful.
[48.] What is one thing you don't leave home without? A walkman of some kind, and many things to play on it.
[49.] How often do you have sex? Never if I'm me. If I'm someone else...well, it depends who that someone is.
[50.]What's the most painful experience you've ever had? I can't remember most of it. Which is very annoying, at the moment.
Some idiot left a Stanley blade right here by the computer....~sssigh~