If I were a tree, I would be: this tree we have about here with silver leaves that my dad can't identify
If I were a bird, I would be a: lyrebird
If I were a machine, I would be a: pocket spellcheck
If I were a tool, I would be: um...something for prising things open, non?
If I were a fruit, I would be: ~ggls~ What d'you mean, "if"? ~ggls more~ Uh...~thinks~...green apple.
If I were a flowering plant, I would be: a rose
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: a really really violent thunderstorm where the sky turns purple.
If I were a mythical creature, I would be a: wicked witch
If I were a musical instrument, I would be a: harp
If I were a profession, I would be a: *STAR*
If I were an animal, I would be a: cat
If I were a colour, I would be: electric blue.
If I were a scent, I would be: something by Vivienne Westwood
If I were an emotion, I would be: heartbreak
If I were a vegetable, I would be a: god knows. Really no clue.
If I were a sound, I would be: a SYNTH WASH! YEAH!
If I were an Element, I would be: Ag.
If I were a car, I would be: a white stretch.
If I were a song, I would be: Astradyne? Glimmer by John Foxx? (Yes, I do like the CD...~g~) Anything by JMJ? Anyways, some synthesised instrumental.
If I were to trade places with another person, it would be with: Chino of the Deftones. I might not like the music I had to sing, but at least Jewel would love me. ~s~
If I were a movie, I would be: The Wedding Singer!
If I were a food, I would be: asparagus tips in melted butter.
If I were a place, I would be: London at night.
If I were a material, I would be: Velour.
If I were a taste, I would be: Cinnamon.
If I were a religion, I would be: illegal in most countries.
If I were a word, I would be: "star"? "overload"? "electric"? "lightning"? "sparkle"? "glitter"? You tell me.
If I were an object, I would be: glittery makeup.
If I were a body part I would be: hair.
If I were a facial expression I would be a: raised eyebrow.
If I were a subject in school I would be: Logic.
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Jenny from Bucky O'Hare, Rogue from the X Men or Jem of the Holograms.
If I were a shape I would be: awkward and impossibly to draw.
If I were a texture I would be: velvety.
If I were a number I would be: 7
If I were a month I would be: November.
If I were a day of the week I would be: Friday.
If I were a time of day I would be: 6 am.
If I were a direction I would be: South-East.
If I were a piece of furniture I would be a: chaise longue
If I were a sin I would be: all of them
If I were a historical figure I would be: Boy George ~ggls~ He doesn't really count, right? OK then, Cleopatra.
If I were a liquid I would be: vinegar.
If I were a method of death I would be: slow and really rather enjoyable.
Thinking about it, I've probably put what I'd *like* to be for many of those, but it's difficult to think of them in any other way. I don't know. Everyone can write in with their suggestions for the correct answers if they really want.
I've got John Foxx on my CD player at the moment and it's very very exciting. I'm going to love this CD....god, it's so glamorous.
on another note...
What is wrong with me? My friend Odile has just come back from spending the day with her "man" (looks more like an ape to me, but then, I think Nick Rhodes is what a man should look like, so...) and is already crying out "I WANT SEX!!!" at an extraordinary volume. This same sentiment has been repeated many times this week among members of my peer group, so I finally rolled my eyes and asked Odile why everyone was so bothered about it and didn't want to just wait until next weekend or whenever. And she replied, "Because we all get that feeling where we just...need something inside us."
I take it I've missed something, since all I need inside me is music. ~shrug~ Mum said music was my equivalent of drugs - perhaps it's going to be That as well. I just don't seem to feel the same way as everyone else; maybe it's 'cause I do feel at least partly as though I should have been a man. ~confused~
We've got scanners! In Keswick! Now all I have to do is find out how to use them...
Anyway. I'm going to go see if the TV is free or if Tasha has returned.