What's made me this incoherent - though not what's responsible for the tears - is this fanfic - one of Te's Smallville masterpieces. If you're a fanfic person and you've seen Smallville, I'd really advise reading it. Especially you, G. Because...with the...with the Lex, and the dialogue, and the voice? Indeed.
I'm going to go and make more tapes now.
Because that takes time. Yes. It does.