God, how do I convince him that he's not straight? ~looks at notebook and pen~ ~looks at the guy~ ~looks at the other guy~ But...but...how can you *not* find him attractive? He just *is*.
~sigh~ It's going to be a long day...I hate Wednesdays...
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Later : Oh, hell, no! God, how annoying...~sigh~ G, that canon/big gun thing is really causing trouble. ~stares at the mess she's created and sighs~ So he's not....and he wouldn't...which would, I suppose, leave her free to...but then he lives...and she has to...but then there's last night...but then *he*'ll get really upset...oh...oh...bother.
You boring bastard. Why can't you do who we want you to do? Darn. ~starts unpicking story threads~