> What is the first thing that comes into your head when you hear the
> rainbow - gold
> so - like, totally rad
> happy - The Fonz
> genuflect - Torak
> prairie - The obsession I used to have with illness.
> Petrograd - Boredom in GCSE History.
> Lucien - Morpheus.
> and - so
> truth - Keats
> love - pain
> wish - star
> Comment on each of these songs (if you know them) in whatever way you
> You Oughta Know - Alanis Morissette - One of her three best songs.
> Fat Boy Slim - Fat Boy Slim - He had a song called Fat Boy Slim? I don't even remember that one...
> Virtual Insanity - Jamiroquai - Aaargh, just reminds me of Jamie Wakefield...
> I will always love you - Whitney Houston - Please, please buy me some earplugs.
> Broken Wings - Mr Mister - Beauty incarnate
> Lucy in the sky with diamonds - The Beatles - Nice to sing in harmony with.
> Whiter shade of pale - Procol Harum - Weirder lyrics than Simon Le Bon - "We skipped the light fandango"...well, quite.
> Black or white - Michael Jackson - Not one of his better songs...
> Happy Birthday - whoever - I like the Altered Images one...~g~
> O little town of Bethlehem - whoever - I did the solo at my old school. ~s~
> Memory - Andrew Lloyd Webber - Wake me when it's over.
> Jesus Bleibet Meine Freude - J.S. Bach - I hate Bach.
> Add your own favourite song of all time (or one of them if you can't
I'll put Tiger Tiger by Duran down as my default favourite.
> Add a song that describes the mood you're in right now:
"Linger" by The Cranberries.
"You know I'm such a fool for you,
You've got me wrapped around your finger,
Do you have to let it linger?
...but it's just your attitude,
It's tearing me apart,
It's ruining every day..."
> What was Mona Lisa thinking when she was painted?
In a few hundred years, one of the world's worst actors is going to be named after this artist. Something about that strikes me as rather amusing.
> Who should have been Personality of the Millenium?
> Who, out of anyone in the world (friends/family, people you know, people
> you've met/haven't met...anyone) do you feel most:
> Grateful to? - Nobody.
> Happy around? - Tasha.
> In awe of? - Mum, Gemma.
> Inspired by? - Boy George.
> In love with? - Close your eyes and pick one.
> Hurt by? - Woolvett T.
> Attracted to? - Gemma, Micko Westmoreland, Alex, etc.
> Sad about? - Laura.
> Understood by? - ~blinks~ Tom. But that's not the right answer.
> Loved by? - I don't want to think about it.
> Appreciated by? - Gail.
> Appreciative of? - Pretty much everyone.
> Hatred towards? - Tara, Julie, Amanda, Courtney, Ben, Dominic.
> What's the best book you've ever read?
Book 4 which is MISSING! ~cries~
> Do you like pineapples?
Not any more.
> If you had to be the following things, which would you be and why? (eg.,
> if one of the categories was "a pizza flavour", you could put "ham and
> pineapple". Or maybe not.)
> An item of clothing - a ruffled shirt or a big cape
> A weapon - a long, thin, sharp dagger.
> An animal - a cat
> An MP - Peter Mandelson
> A famous musician - Nick Rhodes
> A tree - A silver birch or one of these trees we have down here, the ones not even my dad can identify.
> A cartoon character - Gambit from the X-Men.
> A Harry Enfield character - Am I really obnoxious enough to be any of them??
> A school textbook - I'm far too interesting.
> An alcoholic drink - Pink champagne, I'm afraid.
> Is the bit in the Beach Boys' song Surfin' USA where it goes
> "Califor-ni-a" (pronounced like Californ-eye-ay) the most brilliant
> flash of artistic genius ever or a load of complete crap?
Hi, Tash. It's complete crap.
> If you could hop on a plane with no luggage except what you've got on
> you right now, and you had to stay in the country of your destination
> for at least six months, where would you go and why?
I'd fly from Heathrow to Gatwick and get a taxi home.
> Is it right that shampoo and other product manufacturers should be
> allowed to write the ingredients of their product in Latin? (eg., Aqua,
> Sodium Laureth Sulphate, etc.)
> Should Myra Hindley ever be released?
Never. Death penalty, please.
> How old were you/would you like to be when you lost/lose your virginity?
> What is the most beautiful "thing" (if this isn't an appropriate word
> then just imagine a different one) that has ever/that you have ever:
> Crossed your path? - George from the course, or possibly that guy in the train.
> Seen? - any one of a hundred sunsets.
> Heard? - choose one of many, but it has to be one of those synth washes.
> Read? - Gift Of The Raven.
> Done? - God knows.
> Said? - That I've ever said? I don't know. "I love you", I expect.
> Happened to you? - Meeting Woolvett all those years ago.
> Imagined? - I only tend to imagine the bad things for me.
> What do you value most in the world?
>I don't want to answer this.
> If you could choose one member of house staff and put a spell on them so
> they'd come back as a traffic warden in their next incarnation, who
> would it be and why?
Mrs. Heron. She's make a really amusing traffic warden.
> Complete the following statements:
> And the cockroach stood up on his hind legs and said - "Fuck Don Marquis! I can do this on my own!"
> Mrs Metham is a - pillock of the community.
> The Bible can't hold a candle to - its own pages, which is a pity.
> Little old ladies who want help crossing the road should - learn to fly like the rest of us.
> Ian Sandon is - not as attractive as his brother, from what I recall.
> (2x - 78y)(5x + 4y) = 10x^2 + 8xy - 390xy - 312y^2
> = 10x^2 - 312y^2 - 382xy
> [^ indicates a power, so 2^4 would be 2 to the power of 4]
according to Sarah, who knows these things.