September 28th, 2006


(no subject)

Every time I watch Bargain Hunt and Charles Hanson is on, I wonder whether he is in fact taken yet, or whether I might not be able to somehow surprise him at an antiques fair and drag him off behind some nearby bike sheds. I would possibly even construct the bike sheds myself if I had to.
("I...enjoy shooting and playing golf. I also occasionally horse ride." Of course you do, Charles. The boy needs corrupting. He needs it.)

I need help. The only other thought I ever have whilst watching him is that if I ever did write all that daytime antiques TV slash, he'd be perfect for Alistair to vent his frustration on. I am so wrong.