Damaris

dennyd just made me watch The Fifth Element. Pain. Pain pain pain pain pain. I know he enjoys seeing me suffer, but really, that was going much too far.

Argh. Help me sandblast it from my mind. Argh.

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Morning. I've spent most of the last few hours reading Poppy Z. Brite's 'Exquisite Corpse', because I was curious. Now my head is full of questions. ~s~ But I won't bother you with them. Suffice to say, good book, must own - like all the others of hers I've read.

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All in all not too cheerful. Which is just weird when you wake with the sun on your face and a beautiful man at your side. I didn't sleep too well, though, I didn't seem to be able to stop dreaming - kept waking up and then disappearing into a new one. Maybe that's why I feel so odd today. Maybe it's just that everything I've read since coming online has made my heart sink further. Maybe both. ~s~

Shutting up now, honest.

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I have the sudden and almost uncontrollable urge to write Cats slash fiction. Later : Of course, I don't *need* to. Fear.

On another, less alarming note, what one-word insults give you the most pleasure? (Having realised I have a particular fondness for "plank" and "spanner", I became curious as to whether anyone else had favourites or whether I'm just odd.)

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"I love you, love you love me too, love I love you
Love me love I love you, love my only true love lots and lots of people i
Love you love me love"

So there. ~bounce~

Later : Wheeeeee! The world is mine! Ahahahahahaha.
Ahem. Well, maybe not the *whole* world, but a lot of the fun bits of it. Bounce, bounce, bounce bounce bounce bounce.
Yay me!

Incidentally. The internet is a scary place. This is my dad. From a very long time ago.

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This post of dennyd's provides context. I'm just here to point and laugh.

Denny : Who do I know who has a microscope?
Me : I've got one...actually, I think I got my mum to give it away. I have no use for a microscope.
Denny : You do now - your boyfriend wants to look at his bone.

Ladies and gentlemen, my boyfriend, Ithankyou.

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http://www.malevole.com/mv/misc/killerquiz/

Programming language inventor, or serial killer? (Nicked from dennyd.)

Fear me, I got 9/10. And I in turn will fear you if you beat me. At the quiz.

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