Me : Pete reminds me of Stuart from Queer As Folk. And Vince.
G : Pete, Em says you remind her of...
Me : NO! NO! Don't tell him I said that!
G : Sorry, Pete, she doesn't want me to tell you.
Pete : I'm going to get her when she comes up next time.
Me : {quietly} There is a God.
Pete : I'm *really* going to get her. I'm...I'm going to cover her in honey and lick it all off. Except that'd probably just turn her on.
Um. Excuse me? Excuse me? Um?
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