Don't fast-forward adverts on your shiny new media TV box. I don't know how I'd have survived without seeing the child with the distressing obsession for using Paul's bathroom, or the totally amazing extra in the back of the current Go Compare ad, or, especially, the absolutely freaking mental DEFRA public information film with the singing food puppets. (YouTube it right now.)
Seriously. Sorry, the Go Compare dude and the child Paul may well need a restraining order against were on in the same ad break just now and I can't tell you how happy it made me. Not to mention the disturbing fireman who shoots white liquid down the throats of men and women alike to soothe their heartburn, or the little energy-saving nerd who has a civil partnership with a penguin.
I love adverts. I don't care what you say. I love them. They are insane.
