Imagine a world where Scooter, the makers of that ridiculous and brilliant dance version of 'The Logical Song' (and many other vaguely more credible dance tracks, but...mainly 'The Logical Song') got hold of the not-nearly-well-enough-known louche semi-comedic 1970s single 'Glass Of Champagne' by Sailor and did their thing with it.
PS, I am now in Sussex and will be totally incommunicado for the next two days and a bit as I will be in Anglesey, attempting to hold my family together long enough for us to do a concert. Dad keeps rewriting the script. I have a cold. Our pianist has sciatica. Wish me luck.
