DurAnorak (duranorak) wrote,
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...eww.



Mary Jane told me this morning
Something that made me afraid;
She said I'd have to marry a man
Or be a cross old maid.
I'm so worried, I don't know what to do,
For I've a secret, I'll tell it to you:

I don't love any man but my Daddy,
And he's already married don't you see?
Oh, if mother hadn't married Daddy,
Daddy might have married me!

Often he calls me his "Sweetheart,"
He loves me such a lot!
If mother hadn't snapp'd him up,
I might have caught him, why not?
She might have chosen someone else,
For everybody loves her, but as for myself;

Nobody loves me but my Daddy,
And he's already married don't you see?
Oh, if mother hadn't married Daddy,
Daddy might have waited for me!


Words. Cannot. Express. Oh my god, you wanted me to sing that? On stage? Do you want me to throw up on people's expensive evening dresses, no, no, I didn't think so.

ICK. ICK. ICK. ICK.

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