"... the illustrious Kris Fisher, who was just beginning to be fashionable"
Seriously, by the way, I know it's Saturday night and so nobody is looking, but I can't believe I haven't talked about Hollyoaks yet. Wait! Stop! Stay there. I know exactly how bad it is. But look. He's actually the most beautiful thing on British television right now.
He's doing a radio show, and he turned up for work dressed as Adam Ant.