Tesco Finest Toffee Sundae : £1.99
Realising that you only bought the toffee sundae because it's the colour of Bailey's and you kind of wanted to eat it whilst watching The Legend Of Old Gregg : frankly embarrassing.
Meanwhile, actual news.
I'm leaving college.
It's not working out. It's the thing causing me the most serious problems with my sanity. It's not the right place for me.
With any luck - and I'll need luck, but it should work - I'm going to go to Liverpool. Because in Liverpool, they have an Institute of Popular Music. And I'm going to fucking do a BA in it. BECAUSE I CAN.
Um. If they take me.
Which they should.