"If you had me alone, locked up in your house for twenty-four hours and I had to do whatever you wanted me to, what would you have me do? All comments will be permanently screened because it's a secret. Then repost this in your LJ. You might be surprised with the responses you get."
I'm whoring for comments, obviously - memes do that by default - but I'm not whoring for anything else. :) I'm just curious.