So, yes. What I was saying was, tonight was doomed to failure from the start, so now I'm home, but I have KFC and I taped Sunday's Top Gear so I'm going to watch Jeremy Clarkson jumping Hammond again and hope that it helps a bit. Because something has to.
Edit : ...or, I could stare in amazement as BBC Four on BBC Two attempts to convince me that a fake horse hanging from a ceiling has "a very deep meaning, based around death". Art for art's sake, money for god's sake, indeed. I wouldn't mind nearly so much if they'd only just say, "Look, it's a horse! Hanging from the ceiling! Isn't that weird?"