Well, at least I know what I'll be doing every Thursday night between now and Christmas. I'll be sitting on my sofa whimpering at The F Word. Not just Gordon Ramsay doing his thing, and goodness knows Gordon Ramsay doing his thing would be more than enough, but Gordon Ramsay doing his thing accompanied by GILES COREN, who is the sexiest critic ever to walk the earth, or whatever it is critics do.
Oh, my god. I'm just going to go climb inside the fridge for a bit.