And I thought, aren't we weird, watching things like that? And that maybe I should write a long post analysing the human fascination with crime. But you know what? I really can't be bothered and there are already hundreds of books on the subject. So I'll stick with saying for the nth time, Doesn't Jessica Fletcher *realise* that every time - every single time - she ever goes anywhere, someone gets murdered?
I think it's secretly her doing the murdering every single time.