It's called Breakfast On Pluto.
I'll tell you why you have to know about it. There could be more, but these are the things I'm aware of right now :
It has Cillian Murphy in, as a painted-up cabaret glam rock pretty boy and a transvestite, called Kitten. He makes a better woman than anyone you have ever seen attempting it. It has Bryan Ferry in it. It has Liam Neeson in it. IT HAS GAVIN FRIDAY IN IT. Pushing Cillian Murphy into walls and dancing with him and and and.
I'm sorry, I think I just exploded. I can't believe this film. I can't believe anything about it. If we needed a new Velvet Goldmine - or even if we didn't, but really, I think we're just about due - this is it. Excuse me, I'm just going to die now. Gavin Friday dancing with Cillian Murphy. Good god almighty.
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