This is happening.
"Dummy explosions using detonators only have sparked the evacuation of three Tube stations and the closure of three lines, a BBC correspondent has said."
There's a certain amount of WTF? at this end of the internet. I'm all right, and presumably, so is everybody else, apart from the idiots responsible, who are, I guess, either extremely disappointed or laughing all the way round the corner until they run into a seriously unimpressed policeman.
"A route 26 bus in Hackney Road in Bethnal Green had its windows blown out by a blast. There were no injuries.
Police in London say they are not treating the incidents on the underground as "a major incident yet".
One person was injured at Warren Street, although the person's condition is unknown."
There are sirens outside my house again. Enough now, please. Thank you kindly.
Going to make some tea because something prompted me to buy milk this morning. Absolute love to everyone. I hope you're all safe.