I was going to post to say "I have not got the new Harry Potter book yet and all I want to hear about it is that you have a copy I can borrow." However. I glanced at someone's journal this evening and they'd not put up spoiler warnings, so now I know I don't have to read the sodding thing, and stumphed is telling me the salient plot points.
See that shark? See the other shark beside it? See the enormous row of sharks lined up alongside one another like a row of, say, double decker buses?
See Harry in his speedboat in midair jumping all 107 of them in one go?
Edit : Oh, all right. Only about 56 sharks really. And I probably will read it in the end. But, eh.