DurAnorak (duranorak) wrote,
DurAnorak
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Dear America,

It's not that I hate you - it's not that at all - but why is it fair that you get this stuff and we fail at Halloween in every possible way ever, every year, ever?

I mean, I'm going to be over there for this year's, and I can hardly contain the joy at that fact, but. come on. export. Help a poor underprivileged nation.

E.
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Dear Britain,

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. YOU ARE FULL OF MAGIC. WHY ARE YOU NOT ALSO FULL OF CAKE PANS.

E.
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