Boss tells me this morning, someone is coming in to look at programmes from the archive. That's okay.
Time passes; woman is late. I become mildly exasperated; that's okay too.
WOMAN ARRIVES, IS CLEARLY GAY AND BLINDINGLY ATTRACTIVE. THIS WAS NOT IN MY PLAN.
Oh god, she's outside the door right now and I FEEL LIKE A SCHOOLGIRL, GOD
....ahem. as you were, sorry.