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Inspired...

...by the LJ I linked earlier, I decided to go back to RockFic.com and look up the stories that are truly the worst musicianslash I've ever read. I can't link you to them, because RF requires you to get an account with them before you read anything over PG-13 related or somesuch nonsense, but I thought you might appreciate the quotes anyway. Feel free to just move on, this is for my own amusement as much as anything else.
Um, actually, I'll only do the one here. If you like it, I'll cover her other stories. They're all this good.

The story is NC-17; some of the quotes reflect this, so, NSFW if your W thinks such things are NSF it. Also, some of this is just...wrong.



From : The Tale Of Two Brothers
Summary : : Dan meets a boy. Incest, slash and there will be mpreg in later chapters. hehe crossover with my fav band

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At least Paris was nice. It was still lonely on the road. Fucking your brother and band mates and groupies got boring after awhile. What Dan really wanted was a relationship.

*

The two smiled and took the elevator up their floor. Mikey was on the opposite end of Dan.
"Maybe we can do out again soon?" Dan asked.

*

Gerard sighed, but crawled into bed next to his brother. Something just didn’t feel right to him.

*

She huffed off and he heard someone laugh behind him. He turned around and found himself face to face with a golden haired angel.
"That was classic, man. Can I bum one?" he asked, sliding on the couch next to him.

*

Mikey hissed in pain as Gerard spanked him for the fifth time. Gerard purred and spanked the perfect ass that lay sprawled across his lap. He giggled as he spanked him again and again.
"Gee, you sadistic bastard," Mikey grunted.

*

Gerard growled and tackled Mikey to the grown.
"Gerard, what the fuck!" Mikey yelled as Gerard began ripping off his clothes.
Gerard pressed his lips against Mikey’s neck and bared his teeth. He sunk his white teeth into Mikey’s neck. His younger brother’s skin broke and the crimson blood filled Gerard’s mouth.
"It’s been too long, baby," Gerard purred, letting the blood drip down his chin.

*

Justin rocked back and forth on top of Dan. Dan closed his eyes as Justin came into him. Justin’s eyes rolled into the back of his head and collapsed on top of Dan. Dan felt his sticky cum roll down his thighs. God, he would miss fucking Justin.

*

Ray laughed and shook his head, his strawberry blond fro all over the place. Dan smiled and placed a hand in the fro.

*

Dan gave his leg a friendly rub and a reassuring smile.

*

Mikey smiled at Dan and that cheesy wedding music started to play. Gerard had offered to let the band play, but Mikey said no. He wasn’t going to be playing the bass at his own wedding. The minister, who made a very convincing Marylin Manson, started the service. Mikey was lost in Dan’s deep chocolate eyes.

*

"I’m pregnant! Gerard yelled.
"You’re what! Mikey screamed.
Justin smiled and said,
"He’s pregnant."
"So am I!" Mikey exclaimed.
Mikey and Gerard jumped up and hugged each other. Justin and Dan gave each other a warm hug.
"I’m having twins!" Mikey yelled.
"Yay!" Gerard cried out.

*

"Well, Congrats," Mikey said.
"Thanks," Britt replied, sliding between Frank’s legs.
"Tony!! What the hell are you doing!?" a red headed woman yelled.
The couple turned and watched a bleach blond man trying to put a plastic baby back together.

*

Frank and Britt were already gone, and probably having sex. It was a little bit scary that a woman who was seventh months pregnant had a healthy sex life. Gerard made a gross face think about it.

*

"What is it, little man?" Mikey asked, patting the curly head.
"Can I touch your stomach, Uncle Mikey?" Freddie asked.

*

Mikey laughed and went to check on Dan and Freddie. Gerard had to piss so badly and went to use the bathroom upstairs; he wanted to check on Maya too. The little angel was still fast asleep. He went into the bathroom and left the door opened a crack. He lifted the toilet seat.
"Oh shit," he said.
Warm water flowed down his legs. Maya walked into the bathroom and her sapphire eyes widened.
"Sweetie, I need you to go get Uncle Mikey or Uncle Dan, ok?"
Maya nodded her head and flew down the stairs. A few minutes later, Dan walked in.
"Holy shit!" Dan exclaimed.
"She’s not due for another three weeks," Gerard gasped.

*

He was cradling their newborn daughter, Ashland. She had soft blond hair and the prettiest bottled green eyes, Gerard’s eyes. Everyone awed.

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~rereads~ Ohgod, this is all from one story. One. I may cry.

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