I have given spyinthehaus the tape I spontaneously generated for him, so now of course I am suddenly thinking of all the much better things I could have put on it.
There is now a fish & chip shop opposite Waterloo called 'Fishcotheque'. Apparently it's been there for years, but I've only just noticed. This is still, however, fundamentally Wrong.
I was going to write some vignettes tonight, probably not entirely worksafe in nature, but my usually absent self-preservation instincts have kicked in soon enough to remind me that actually it might not be a terribly good idea even to write them, let alone post them. So you're all safe.
I want to be more tired than I am right now. I'm not sure how I'm going to get to sleep.